The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Are the pilots flying blind?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...