Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day…
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Golfing with Doc…
I was playing golf with my doctor friend one day.He ALWAYS hit his drives...
A worldwide survey has been carried out with…
A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question:”PLEASE, GIVE US YOUR...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Lost far from a home
|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris...