Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have…
Q: If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have Mother’s Day,?.what do single guys...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting…
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting on the veranda of the old folks...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
Bad Dog!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...