Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah’s witness?...
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
There was a place crash in Poland
|A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
New product cuts stress
|From “Machine Design” Magazine……Byte BatAll too often, computers aren’t up when you need them,...