cross a worm and an elephant
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Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car...
OLD NEVER DIES 12
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Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them...
On Alimony
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The Letter D Pulls Out
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200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...