Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
The man approached the very beautiful woman…
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians…Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never...
Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...
Shopping for goods
|A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and...