Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
Wailing Wall
A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Charlie no more.
Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when...
Guide to Religions.
A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism : Shit Happens.Buddhism : If shit happens it’s...
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train…
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Little Johnny and the experiment.
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about...
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!