President
What is Bill Clinton’s favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test1. Turn the radio on. When...
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim…
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim....
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
Befits of Obesity
Obesity has been getting a lot of bad press recently. Research conducted entirely by...
Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...