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Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Twas the night before Christmas At The White House
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary,...
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
Would you define OCR?
|OCR – Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them...
Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...
The American in Hong Kong…
The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper....
Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...