Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
Dog life…
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably...
Crossed
What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?A:>...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
Half off these tickets
|USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on...
A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...