Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
New Drug
Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
Light bulb lawyers
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You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
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You’ll croak in no time!
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