Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
Royal Penis Comparison
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
|1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, “See mom,...
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...