Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up…
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While...
A rubbish bin!
|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
I said…I really mean…
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