What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
Packers
Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was...
A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Trapped On A Rock
There was a man that was stranded, standing on nothing but a rock in...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...