Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Computer history of the world
|In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
Golf Genie
Golf GenieA couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course,...