Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...
Have you ever tried worm pie?
|What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
Monthly Horoscopes – JG Style!
ARIESYou are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered,...