Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
Sex on Sabbath
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
The Dreams
A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days.The next morning they got...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
You have to read the whole thing — Home Economics
You have to read the whole thing: The following is from a 1950′s Home...