We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
A Girl Scout troop leader…
A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Microsoft buys church
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations…
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations against President Clinton. It...