Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Country Tunes
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...