Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular.
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
News war
Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes...
Physical training job
|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.”I want every man to...
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....