My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don’t live...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!