This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he…
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Show him your cross
Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Darn Candle!
On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been...
Wrong joke
A traveling salesman’s car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm....