Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...
Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
Jews & Christmas
December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart
Best kind of sex
A man went to a sex doctor and told him of his extremely active...
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!