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Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting…
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Ding! Ding!
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Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
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Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...