Iraqi tv-guide
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
Women…rules men wish you would learn!
RULES MEN WISH WOMEN KNEW:If you think you’re ugly, you probably are. Don’t ask...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...