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Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?
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Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
Did you see that?
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Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
If Cray ran Christmas…
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Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
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A blonde detective
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Holmes investigation
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