The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
New prefix
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ could be used...
I suppose I earned enough
|An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
At night court, a man was brought in and set…
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge...