SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
What is a macho man?
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,’Was it...
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...