Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy...
IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
Bible By College Students:
How the Bible would have been different if written by college students:Loaves and Fishes...
The Video Rental
A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn’t done before,...
Top Ten Television Shows in Iraq
“Husseinfeld” “Mad About Everything” “U.S. Military Secrets Revealed” “Suddenly Sanctions” “Allah McBeal” “Wheel of...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...