stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...
The skier’s dictionary
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Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...
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3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
Tombstone Epitaph VII
Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no...