Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Stupid Insults 3/31
A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. — Tom...
Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...
Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.
What did the blonde say…
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the...
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...