Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
Top 15 Good Things About a Cold Winter
Top 15 Good Things About a Cold Winter…The melodious clanging Anna Nicole Smith’s breasts...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
Family sex
TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Couple
There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...