Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....
Partner takes vacation
|Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation9. Every Tuesday he insists it’s his turn to...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
The phone call…
The phone call…A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in...
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back…
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...