Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...
Oral Sex Lately?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked. While he was...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
Male translations
These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob