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A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in...
Write your code in C
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Why are women like snow flakes?
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A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
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A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
Pentagon and pencils
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Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...
How can you tell a blonde has been working on the…
Q: How can you tell a blonde has been working on the computer?A: There...