The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
The big test!
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...
Befits of Obesity
Obesity has been getting a lot of bad press recently. Research conducted entirely by...