What movies teach us
|COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor. You never have...
The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Playgirl Rejection Letter
Playgirl Rejection LetterNovember 30, 1995PLAYGIRL, INC.Dear Mrs. Smith, We wish to thank you for...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Blonde History Lesson.
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
Microsoft ad space
Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear...