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What does HMO stand for?
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What just happened here?
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A man, being on top of a woman…
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Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
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The Test!
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Good News, Bad News, Worse News II
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Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
Lawnmower
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