yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
The Great Invasion
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
Want some of this?
Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
Knights of Columbus and Shriners
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A...