Cat jokes 08
|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What...
A Blonde At A Bar
A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head....
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
How do you know if you’re in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE –...
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...