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Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
There were two guys walking down the street…
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Fake two dollar bill
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday...
Blondes change a lightbulb
|Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to...
\’Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!
adenoids…..(n) Space critters whut are keepin’ Elvis alive on Pluto anasthesia…(n) Rushun princess y’all...
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog…
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.