If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Twelve days Microsoft
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95...
Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
A crowd had gathered around a whore and…
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus...
Lovely gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday, and...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...