The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
housekeepers
Regardless of what you may hear, there’s still many women these days who are...
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
What a way to go!
Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!