Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of...
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...