A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married…
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married....
Keep that a secret
|After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay...
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about…
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball.When Middle...
Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...