I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Real classified ads 03
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
Matering checking
Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new...
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...