I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Amish Couple
Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Home Alone children
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...