Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
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This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
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What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.