Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Economics textbooks
|Ten things to do with a graduate Economics textbook1. Press pretty flowers. 2. Press...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
Less Sex
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time....
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...