Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Terminology
Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Their true intention
One morning a little girl ran inside and said “Daddy, Daddy my sister and...
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily…
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...