Real opcodes
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Pythagoras joke.
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the...
Things you’d really like to say at work!
01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...
Why I Brought Her Home
A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another...
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
65 Bumper Stickers!
TOP BUMPER STICKER’S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD1. Constipated People Don’t Give A Shit.2. Practice...
A little change
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best...
Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in...